Saturday, April 12, 2014

Zombie, Easter, and Ad #4


FREE! Coming April 20th Tin Universe Monthly 2014 Easter Special
*the only thing special about it are the ads... and the cover. Zombies!

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      This poster is in honor of Sexual Assault Awareness Month. Created from poetry written in 2010 by me to draw attention to the issue, it has been paired up with a photo from Stainless Photography. Any profits made from sales of the poster will be donated to a local Melbourne Florida charity that helps people who are dealing with sexual violence issues.




     Someone is zombifying athletes at Clear Cut High School in Utah. Lucky the school has its own young superhero in the person of Mildred Betbeze to try and figure out what's going on. Pep rallies, cheerleaders, new kids in the neighborhood are just some of things our hero and her sidekick slash best friend Aisha have to deal with in the first book in Tin Universe's new middle grade series.

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Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Talking With Mar And there was accio mean



     Mar: No matter how many times I say "accio" I still don't have an iced coffee this morning
     Me: Stop whinning you got your cofee now.
     Mar: Accio dictionary
     Me: Accio hurt feelings...
     Mar:
Me:

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      This poster is in honor of Sexual Assault Awareness Month. Created from poetry written in 2010 by me to draw attention to the issue, it has been paired up with a photo from Stainless Photography. Any profits made from sales of the poster will be donated to a local Melbourne Florida charity that helps people who are dealing with sexual violence issues.




     Someone is zombifying athletes at Clear Cut High School in Utah. Lucky the school has its own young superhero in the person of Mildred Betbeze to try and figure out what's going on. Pep rallies, cheerleaders, new kids in the neighborhood are just some of things our hero and her sidekick slash best friend Aisha have to deal with in the first book in Tin Universe's new middle grade series.

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Sunday, April 6, 2014

Brain Leakage from Battle Shields to Mary Tyler Moore and then President Snow


     Twitter Shits:
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Mar 29
Creating to me can be a sword and shield held while going into battles I can't win. Battles out of my control. It's how I stay sane.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Mar 29
Watching the Birds Of Prey episode of Arrow.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Mar 29
I liked the Arrow episode. Still hate that DC film stuff has to be stuck only in darkness with no joy or laughs.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Mar 29
I think if they made a Plastic Man tv series theyd start by making him a former serial killer and make his suit blood red.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Mar 29
Got Justified: Season 4 from the library. Gonna watch the shit out of it.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Mar 29
3 out of 5 stars for DMZ: War Powers
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Mar 30
Finished Justified: Season 4. A good season. Now watching Luther: Season 1.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Mar 31
Today is one of those days where I need to write and write and write until my fingers bleed or I'm going to completely lose my mind.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Mar 31
Will I lose my Twitter card for not knowing what a subtweet is and not really giving a fuck?
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Mar 31
A friend just told me what it means. So basically its a passive aggressive tweet? Isn't that basically the whole internet in a way?
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Mar 31
Did 3252 words on a project that I'm going to release in 2014 or 2015. Felt good because I was just blindly writing also. Needed that.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Mar 31
4 out of 5 stars for Saga: Vol.3
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Mar 31
3 out of 5 stars for The Spirit: Book Two
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 1
Started daily morning yoga. That with back doing 30 Day Shred might mean I live out the year. #notanapirlfoolbecauseyouknowmeexercising
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 1
I'll get a few hours of writing to rest between yoga and shred because I'm soooooo out of shape.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 1
You know why its called 30 Day Shred? BECAUSE IT FUCKING SHREDS YOUR ASS... and legs... and arms... :(
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 1
I've done the work out in the past but started back today. I say April Fool's is as good of a day as any to try and fool myself about hope.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 1
I need a voice writing thingee... because arms not working so well...
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 1
I think it was a mistake eating a big breakfast before yoga and shred. Having bad stomach cramps now :(
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 1
I wish Hulu Plus had more than 3 seasons of The Mary Tyler Moore Show. The first 3 s are good but the true groundbreaking still is after.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 1
A sad thing came to mind when watching these for the first time in a long time. You don't even see shows like this for women these days much
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 1
The Mary Tyler Moore Show tackled issues like pay gap and others that are still being ignored today by many and hardly ever addressed on TV.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 1
I either hurt my side working out or a kidney is about to burst.... kidneys are on the sides right?
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 1
BTW, the kidney thing is a fear. With all the over the counters I have to take mine can't be in good shape.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 1
But hey, I live in Florida with a shitsuckingasswhipecompanyfingeringtwit as Governor.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 1
Me"Soda and my kidneys feel better" Mar"Must be yelling give me caffeine or give me death" Me"Love u" Mar*middle finger kiss flip*
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 2
They finally replaced our hall light. Only took a year to do it. Oh, and I know how but our lease actually says we aren't suppose to do it.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 2
Our light fixtures are funky and you have to take things apart to change the bulbs.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 2
Lighting in our apartment sucks though. There are no living room or bedroom lights. Theres one in a short hallway, the bathroom, and kitchen
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 3
If as a writer you think you are full of shit now, read things you wrote in college, and you will find you are actually less of the shit now
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 3
Lunch is noodles, water, and Agents Of SHIELD.Watching the End Of The Beginning episode.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 3
I liked that episode of Agents Of SHIELD. Now watching the latest Arrow.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 3
I think sometimes Arrow suffers from having too many characters but it works in this episode.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 3
I do still think a smaller in scale solo Arrow first season would have been better to build from.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 3
That's my favorite Arrow episode so far. Both SHIELD and Arrow look to be building to something good.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 3
Someone fill a troth with a hamburger, fries, soda, and maybe an apple pie. Then bring it before me and I shall not bring ruin upon America.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 3
That's the closes I'll ever get to making a super villain speech.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 3
I go off on the salt rant from the episode 2 of Chef! when Mar put BBQ sauce or extra cheese on everything I cook.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 3
Ever time I do a Chef! marathon it makes me miss working in a restaurant. I love being in a kitchen.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  Apr 3
I've had many jobs. Been pretty high up at a company sitting at a desk but my favorite jobs are all food related.
Brian Williams ‏@hangofwednesday  23h
3 out of 5 stars for DMZ: The Five Nations Of New York

     Facebook Piss:
Me"I'm like President Snow but instead of roses I'm covering up my decay with incense." Friend"So President Snow is emo?" Me"Pretty much." Friend"I think you see things different from everyone else." Me"Thanks." Friend"Wasn't saying that as a good thing but as a I'm slowly walking away from you thing."

Saying my "lack of faith" is the reason why I'm struggling in my life IS why I just told you to fuck off. Also you ant no Darth Vader. Again, fuck off. This is called a passive aggressive fuck you, otherwise known as you don't wont me to bring this up in person remember I know a lot of your families little sinful sidesteps and at least I'm not cover mine up like an extra layer of tar on the roof in winter.

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      This poster is in honor of Sexual Assault Awareness Month. Created from poetry written in 2010 by me to draw attention to the issue, it has been paired up with a photo from Stainless Photography. Any profits made from sales of the poster will be donated to a local Melbourne Florida charity that helps people who are dealing with sexual violence issues.




     Someone is zombifying athletes at Clear Cut High School in Utah. Lucky the school has its own young superhero in the person of Mildred Betbeze to try and figure out what's going on. Pep rallies, cheerleaders, new kids in the neighborhood are just some of things our hero and her sidekick slash best friend Aisha have to deal with in the first book in Tin Universe's new middle grade series.

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Saturday, April 5, 2014

2014 Sexual Assault Awareness Month


     This poster is in honor of Sexual Assault Awareness Month. Created from poetry written in 2010 by me to draw attention to the issue, it has been paired up with a photo from Stainless Photography. Any profits made from sales of the poster will be donated to a local Melbourne Florida charity that helps people who are dealing with sexual violence issues.
     Here's a link to National Sexual Violence Resource Center

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     Someone is zombifying athletes at Clear Cut High School in Utah. Lucky the school has its own young superhero in the person of Mildred Betbeze to try and figure out what's going on. Pep rallies, cheerleaders, new kids in the neighborhood are just some of things our hero and her sidekick slash best friend Aisha have to deal with in the first book in Tin Universe's new middle grade series.

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Thursday, April 3, 2014

Talking with Mar and there was Trudy Beekman, John Green, And Skeletor


     Like a pregnant woman with cravings and insulting compassion I'm making, I sometimes, though depression, get cravings also and those can led strange roads of conversation.
Me: Tacos... Mashed Potatoes With Gravy... Cheese Burgers... distracted by random thoughts of fooooood.
Mar: stfu
Mar: I want all of those things
Me: I want them more than you do
Mar: not possible
Mar: you know how I feel about mashed potatoes
Me: If you cared. If you really cared you'd call them by their proper name- smashed potatoes
Mar: meh meh meh "I'm Trudy Beekman and I'm on the co-op board and I'm going on a blimp." MEEEEE HHHH!
Me: Trudy, you needs to chill. Calm down. Find you a shady place out of the sun {in joke}
Me: You are a miniature of Mallory Archer and Skeletor. All three with whinny voices.
Mar: John Green is going to be at Leakeycon
Me: changing gears?
Mar: and Laurie Halse Anderson
Me:*faints*
Me: I wonder if he would sign my tit?
Mar:And Amber Benson
Me: I have two tits!!!
Me: We could take Garfield and get all the tits signed by all the writers!
Mar: You are weird
Mar: just odd
Me: Wonder if Hank will be there?
Me: Then I could get a corndog signed!!
Mar: Anywaaaaays, John Green!!!

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     Someone is zombifying athletes at Clear Cut High School in Utah. Lucky the school has its own young superhero in the person of Mildred Betbeze to try and figure out what's going on. Pep rallies, cheerleaders, new kids in the neighborhood are just some of things our hero and her sidekick slash best friend Aisha have to deal with in the first book in Tin Universe's new middle grade series.

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Tuesday, April 1, 2014

NEW! Tin Universe Monthly 2014 April Fool's Special


     FREE!!!
     Tin Universe Monthly 2014 April Fool's Special... as you are taken on a journey of the inner workings of the Tin Universe and perception. The ways in which some people are beginning to see all of creation and that insight might be the only thing to save everything... like in everything everything.

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     Someone is zombifying athletes at Clear Cut High School in Utah. Lucky the school has its own young superhero in the person of Mildred Betbeze to try and figure out what's going on. Pep rallies, cheerleaders, new kids in the neighborhood are just some of things our hero and her sidekick slash best friend Aisha have to deal with in the first book in Tin Universe's new middle grade series.

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Monday, March 31, 2014

Update On Books In My Future



     People have been asking me because of all the monthly projects and the monthly work that goes into them when will my next book come out? The answer is, December of this year. The next book in the Tin Universe Middle Grade Series will be out in December of 2014 as I plan to write one of those every year and I'm currently working on this years as  I type this... or I stopped for a few minutes from writing it to type this.
     If you're wondering about my next adult book I'll be diving into an already written zero draft of my next adult book in 2014 and it will either be out in 2016 or 2017. Right now I have three zero drafts which could be slotted into that spot with one being a short story collection, another a collection of related stories, and the third a regular novel... saying regular novel makes it sound boring but I just mean one story straight through. There's probably a proper way of stating that but that's not how my brain works.
     Also a lot of things when it comes to my next adult book depends on what the full response to Tin Universe Monthly is. Right now the download numbers are going up with every issue and if that continues I will keep it going in 2015. If the response drops off a lot I might take a year off from doing them monthly.
     And everything everything depends on if I find a job somewhere. All schedules of releases will change then because that will take seat one in whats important because a mans got to pay his bills or at least not feel like a worthless part of society.
     Ok, lets get out of here before I get too emo.

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Coming April 1st 2014
Tin Universe Monthly April Fool's Special
*the fool is that there is anything special about it

     The monthly Tin Universe free story series continues as old powers start to make moves into the future, new fighters appear, and in the vastness of space shit goes down.

     Someone is zombifying athletes at Clear Cut High School in Utah. Lucky the school has its own young superhero in the person of Mildred Betbeze to try and figure out what's going on. Pep rallies, cheerleaders, new kids in the neighborhood are just some of things our hero and her sidekick slash best friend Aisha have to deal with in the first book in Tin Universe's new middle grade series.

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