Talking With Mar Thursday was Warren Ellis, Silver Surfer, and love

     A conversation from this morning as I was making us breakfast and Mar was getting ready for work and the cats were all "FEED US!" "STARVING HERE!"

     Me: I had a dream last night...

     Mar: It's too early in the morning for your dreams of space hero you, Warren Ellis as your sidekick, and a half naked Orlando Bloom in need of rescuing.

     Me: That was only one time. And I had eaten a ton of sugar, ate a whole pizza, drank two liters of soda- all during a Red Dwarf marathon. No, this dream was about aliens...

     Mar: Told you.

     Me: No. See there were these shape shifting aliens and they would turn into people you love to keep you from killing them. Then they'd strike while you hesitated. First one turned into Jesus. I killed it. The second one turned into you. I killed it...

     Mar: Thanks for the love.

     Me: Yep, but whatever, then it turned into Garfield.

     Mar: And you couldn't kill it?

     Me: Nope. It gave me that stare he has like Puss And Boots but with blind eyes.

     Mar: So you died?

     Me: No. I made a deal. It would spare Garfield and I would offer up your family and Salem in exchange. I became its Silver Surfer for love.

     Mar: I'm going to work. And it's Puss In Boots by the way.

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     Someone is zombifying athletes at Clear Cut High School in Utah. Lucky the school has its own young superhero in the person of Mildred Betbeze to try and figure out what's going on. Pep rallies, cheerleaders, new kids in the neighborhood are just some of things our hero and her sidekick slash best friend Aisha have to deal with in the first book in Tin Universe's new middle grade series.

Talking With Mar Thursday was Warren Ellis, Silver Surfer, and love

Thursday Talking With Mar About eating feelings and Bob's Burgers

     *on Thursdays I post a conversation that has taken place between me and Mar. Usually its by text messages. It's safer for me sometimes because then a librarian doesn't have to strangle her hillybilly delusional writer boyfriend for some of the things he says.

This conversation is joined already in progress. It was because the race ran long.....that joke will probably only be understood by one person who use to watch TBS in the old N.W.A. pro-wrestling days.

Me: Dude he has to be tired of being shown to be so stupid. I know it always wears me out.

Mar: oh hush

Mar: I need to go to the dollar tree again

Me: DOLLAR TREE!!

Me: WOT WOT

Me: And today I'm watching the hell out of Doctor Who on Hulu Plus by the way. This free trial may save lives this week the way its going for me.

Mar: Doctor Who cares

Me: Sacrilege. Blasphemer, and I LOVE YOU HONEY!!!

Mar:

Me: I love you babe. Not as much as Garfield or Doctor Who but more than sugar and hamburgers.

Me: I've eaten like 8 times today. I'm growing fatter by the spoonful

Mar: and then you'll eat those delicious chidens

Me: chiden stew

Mar: yum

Mar: I'm tired from asshole neighbors.

Me: I know people. I'm so this place is such shit hole

Me: I meant- I know babe. I'm sorry this place is such a shit hole.

Me: And I'm such a dumbass

Mar: shut up, fool

Me: Remind me next time I go somewhere to buy some cheap original chips so I'll have them on hand for sandwiches. Me and my pregnant belly are craving chip sandwiches.

Mar: guh-ross

Me: Well, it being so busy just make sure you take your breaks and eat. You use to tell me that over and over when I wasn't an unperson and had a job.

Me: and a sense of self worth.

Me: I'm hungry.

Me: I think I might eat my feelings?

Mar: sh sh sh shhhh

Mar: shut your mouth

Me: What do you mean guh-ross? You put chips on your sandwiches too.

Mar: yea but I like teasing you

Mar: it pleases me

Me: I'm going to put this conversation online.

Me: Because youre mean

Mar:

Me: Don't use images in our conversations that i'm going to post online. It causes me a lot of cut and paste pains.

Mar:

Me: Asswipe.

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Tin Universe Monthly #12

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COMING Feb. 22nd 2014

Tin Universe Monthly #13

     A new issue of Tin Universe Monthly is uploaded and ready to read for free on the 22nd of every month throughout 2014.

Tin Universe, Middle Grade Series #1
$1.00

     Someone is zombifying athletes at Clear Cut High School in Utah. Lucky the school has its own young superhero in the person of Mildred Betbeze to try and figure out what's going on. Pep rallies, cheerleaders, new kids in the neighborhood are just some of things our hero and her sidekick slash best friend Aisha have to deal with in the first book in Tin Universe's new middle grade series.

Thursday Talking With Mar About eating feelings and Bob's Burgers