The good, The bad, and I'm Going To Throw Up.

 I bought a headphone jack splitter for my laptop for recording in person podcast interviews with writers and others I have scheduled at ALA but my new mic won't be here until too late, I can't get the headphone mics to record together, and I'm to meds nauseous to fix or spot the problems. And the whole recording by Skype information made my head hurt reading it. Having this surgery pushed up has really sent my stress levels very high because now I'm preparing for ALA  in all the ways I need to prepare while also recovering.

The good, The bad, and I'm Going To Throw Up.

Well If I Die You Might Feel Bad If You Don’t

Today I go under the knife. And since I'm never ashamed or shy about promoting myself, how about celebrating my probable near death experience by downloading my free stories or some that give pennies my way here or there is always merch which not only puts pennies in my pocket but also in the pockets of artist with way more talent than me here.

Well If I Die You Might Feel Bad If You Don’t

Fuck me like a beats beast.

I was suppose to have surgery on Monday that was pretty big, and scary for details I wont go into. They were going to do two things. I was quoted a price and went to the doctor today for them to x-ray my head again, and had them tell me it was going to be three times the quoted price. Have to say I was told I needed to have all of this done at once. After I told them I didn't have the money even with insurance to have these both done at the same time I got "Oh, it's not important to have both done now." Well, fuck-a-doodle-do, look how money changes everything; so now I will have one thing done on Monday which will keep me out for a week and then the other at the start of the year when my insurance reboots. Shows how even having insurance doesn't mean you can address health issues hanging over your head. Oh, and I love this exchange. Me"I can't afford that all at once." Medical Person"But with insurance it went down to $25,000." Me"Hey, look, that's three months of paychecks for me. It doesn't matter how much it went down." Medical Person"Then you will just have to wait." Me"Story of my life, stay in pain, because hey, that's just how the world works."

Fuck me like a beats beast.

Little Shits And Noise Machines

Have a little shit infant type thing?

Buy that noise machine one of these baby t-shirts so I can get some pennies.

$16.85

Little Shits And Noise Machines

Babies, Another Tool To Being An Asshole

Got a baby? Have a friend with a baby? Have a enemy with a baby you want to fuck with by buying them clothing based on a fake propaganda animated series that doesn't exist? Follow this link.

Babies, Another Tool To Being An Asshole

Two Pulpy's Postcard

You should go buy this postcard, right now only $0.83, to celebrate the creation of Tin Universe’s most popular character. Chibi artwork was commissioned from talented artist Aaron Baker and matched up on this postcard with the first artwork of the character by equally talented John Delmonte.

Two Pulpy's Postcard

Chibi Pulpy

Get ready for days of me pimping overpriced merchandise with Aaron Baker version of Pulpy from my Tin Universe stories.

Chibi Pulpy