What makes me wish I would further slide into the madness I have been sleeping a little within since childhood to escape all the pure stupidity is this masquerade of monkeys who parade around like ego balloons and call themselves our cream of the crop playing with our lives and the life of this planet all in the name of God, Liberalism, conservatitivism, Allah, Communism, Buddha, Patriotism… The only ism I have ever liked is lesbianism. Everything I know about sex I learned from lesbians. and…well, porn. Lesbian born being the best…..
(BUT BACK TO THE RANT)
Bush-you are a lying, dishonest, sexist, prejudice, jackass. Enough said, the words fit picture perfect.
Republicans- you pander to one group like a virgin boy in high school who actually thinks he has a opening with the hot French teacher {hi Ms. Foley} But what you lack the cleverness to comprehend is the American Religious Right are of the same arrangement who supported slavery, segregation, Nazism, and more than a few unforgivable televangelist hair cuts. You will never be able to satisfy them. Quit whoring yourself out for the pulpit and cooperation’s and study true republicinism. Might make you useful.
Democrats- have you seen your backbone lately? Did you ever have one? Running around saying, “We have control, We have control” and pointing fingers in the face of Dick Cheney does nothing, especially after years of hiding in the corner and whispering I hate Bush for the most part. I seriously think Washington is nothing more than a large bunch of former jocks, Speds, and Tailhook veterans. Oh, Hilary, please quit placing yourself up as this symbol of feminity and feminism. I’m more of a feminist than you are. Probably more of a women if some of the rumors are true. And here is a truth you lot America will never elect a female President. Yes we are a country of sexist, misogynist pricks. Truth. And to a point your white washed suits around the club house want her to run. It’s sort of like letting the special ed kid play baseball on the other team. They may have more players in the game but he is sure going to get in the way.
(RANT COUTINING AFTER BATHROOM BREAK)
If only Spider Jerusalem was really alive and well and procreating. We need a kick in the face as a whole as human beings and I do not have the words to express those thought the correct way.
The things you think about on the pot?
I need to be rich my one women audience so I can pay the homeless low wages to {I said rich, not generous} have them paint on the side of every Olive Garden the following messages from my deep down soulful heart:
-fuck you Hollywood for all your lack of effort for originality,
-fuck you Washington for dragging us into a future that makes suicide seem pink and flowerily,
-retards getting revenge is sweet,
-my truck deserves a triple fuck you,
-my getting old body can take a huge fuck you up the ass {and not in any fun way}
-everyone likes the thought of threesomes, just get over your hang ups people,
-Sci-Fi needs to pick up Torchwood, I need some Captain Jack,
-Florida radio fuck you,
-my fellow Americans the liberals nor the conservatives are destroying America. You brainless fucks watching so much American Idol bullshit is. Guess you did not plan to use that brain matter dripping from your ears,
-my fellow human beings, please get your heads out of your asses. No God would love hate of any kind and killing in the name of religion is like being motivated to masturbate because you are poor. No real connection there between the two.
Written at 2am while watching Futurama,
C.
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