Monday, February 17, 2014

Frida....ok, Monday Brian Leakage from Batshit Stupid to Valentine's Day

*unedited views from the past week of the brain puke I placed into the hands of the internet.

     Leakage on the face of Facebook:
-The batshit stupid in this country right now is just crazy and fucking scary that politicians are the ones fueling it.
-Just finished watching Wagner & Me and it was a very good documentary. It's on Netflix streaming. I recommend it. It asks a lot of questions about art and artists and enjoying and loving art by very human artists. Interesting to watch Stephen Fry discuss things I've asked myself as I also love Wagner and have for a long time.
-This is the image I want to use whenever people ask me a question that's none of their fucking business like if I'm going to get married or make comments like "If you don't have kids you will regret it" The context of my response is this character.
-When someone tells me you can't prove gay people are discriminated against because you can't identify someones orientation based on appearance I'm just going to walk away before I pull my hair out or just lose my shit. Not only is that a statement of delusion but also one right from a straight privilege point of view.
-Me talking to someone online. Person"I'm running for office as libertarian. You once said you were a libertarian. I'll get the government out of our lives. No government hanging over our lives." Me"Actually libertarians believe in limited government, not no government, no government is no laws and no laws would make you an anarchists. But what do I know, you go ahead so you believe in equal marriage?" Person"No." Me"Way to stay out of our lives." Person"I believe in legalized Marijuana." Me"I'm not a 18 year old tool. I was but I grew out of self-righteous ego tripping. You and your Fake Libertarian Paul mind tricks wont work on me"
-Because science isn't about being nice, clean, pretty, or easy- it's about a search for truth.
-I've ranted enough about the "You're not interneting right" thing but find it funny that someone calls me egotistic because I started putting logos and website address on photos I post.
-The Day Before Is The Day Before
Feb. 22nd 2014
Free To Download
-And if your thinking "I fucking hate Brian rambling on about his delusional of grandeur" I give you this from the corners of Tumblr
-America, the land of the fr... no. The place where.... never mind. A country of..... ok. The worlds beacon of..... FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
-Waiter"I normally see people ignore each other on their phones. This is better" after seeing me and Mar pull out books to read.
-More Freak Deaky
Sometimes I think the internet is tapped into my brain.

     Leakage into surface of Twitter:
-Mar ends a lot our conversations with "Don't post this on your blog" I know what things to post.
-People have no idea how crazy I really am.
-I love when people think I'm totally open about everything online. Dudes, no. I don't want to spend time in jail or a mental ward.
-Also I live in a state where it doesn't take much to have someone locked up because of, you know, freedom, Florida, Merica.
-"He's the one over there drinking with both hands" That MASH quote is pretty much me right now.
-I would be stunned if I came home one day and Mar wasnt watching Archer.
-watching Jabberwocky and reading Y The Last Man.
-4 out of 5 stars for Y The Last Man: Kimono Imagine Dragons
-Next movie to watch while reading Y The Last Man is Lupin The Third: The Secret Of Mamo
-4 out of 5 stars for Y The Last Man: Motherland
-Its the every other week OBAMA'S FAULT! Melbourne Gun Show that informs people that Obama is Doctor Doom mixed with Baron Blood.
-4 out of 5 stars for Y The Last Man: Whys And Wherefores
-Finishing Y The Last Man just makes me want to start over at volume one. Such a great series.
-Tonights reading list: iZombie, Queen & Country, and Skinwalker
-4 out of 5 stars for iZombie: Uvampire
-3 out of 5 stars for Queen & Country: Operation Broken Ground
-3 out of 5 stars for Queen & Country: Operation Morningstar
-Making white gravy, eggs, and biscuits. The breakfast of mean librarians and delusional writers. Then time to clean.
-When in line at a busy place its good to have three people. One to claim a table and the other two can defend the place in line.
-I'm good for table duty because I'm not above hip checking an old lady to get booth by the window.
-Look at those people sitting outside eating. What were they raised in a barn or something?
watching Game Of Thrones: Me"Sean Bean and Triple H look like brothers." Mar"But Vince hasnt taken his head yet."
-"I don't like being a bastard, but they leave me no choice." reading Marshal Law: The Deluxe Edition
-Catching up and watching season 3 of Game Of Thrones.
-Cracked my whole To Do List. *does a Mick Jagger strut through apartment*
-This story I'm working on is reaching out and flicking me right between the eyes over and over again.
-I was working 2 open tabs once and by accident wrote birth scene in the middle of a janitor love story. Combined that joy.
-Some of the stuff I write the night before gives me a headache the night after.
W-hen I wrote the zero draft of the story I'm working on I was either drunk or without sleep or channeling a Muppet without a hand up its ass.
-People in laundry room "We wish to be friendly and talk" Me "You are people. I talk to my cats"
-3 out of 5 stars for Young Avengers: Alternative Culture
-I'm going to get "Reductio ad absurdum" tattooed on the palm of my hand to save time when talking with some people.
-watched Justice League War. It was ok. The bulky designs aren't really my thing but overall worth watching.
-I can tell if I'm winning an argument by how a person starts to pick at my grammar and spelling more than the points I laid out.
-Friend"Did you download Flappy Bird?" Me"I don't have a smart phone" *silence* Friend"Did you download it?" Tonight and conversations?????
-The only reason I would think about buying new MASH dvds or whatever is because my originals take 8 fucking steps to start each episode.
-Which while on the subject Netflix needs bad.
-MASH and a Play All function.
-3 out of 5 stars for Batman: Li'l Gotham
-I ate very very bad for me food tonight. I REGRET NOTHING!!!
-Me"Every laptop I've ever had was a genetic brand." Mar"Generic lunchbox."
-4 out of 5 stars for Justice League: The Grid
-Did I mention this special Valentine's Day alternate cover for Tin Universe Monthly #13
Coming Feb. 22nd, 2014
-4 out of 5 stars for Wonder Woman: War
-3 out of 5 stars for Zero: An Emergency

     Leakage through the eyes of Tumblr:
This change is good for me today.

They shall feed the artists, the good, the just, the crazy?

a librarian and her cat… who don’t need me around :)
It could be a trap Princess

The Day Before Is The Day Before
Alternate cover I did for Tin Universe Monthly #13 for Valentine’s Day.
I think I mentioned this before.
Free to download Feb. 22nd
     Check out the Tin Universe site on the 22nd to download #13 and as always its FREE! I’ll be doing alternate covers for each release every month, sometimes more than one to promote that months upload, for general fun, to celebrate something, and in some cases sometimes just to be an ass. The alternate covers will be included with each release because just because. P.S.-For the record I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy mocking it. P.S.S.- I’m posting this the day before Valentine’s Day because a friend has been letting me use her laptop to work on but she’ll be needing it for about a week so its back to mine which is in about as good of shape as I am and it barely does Word and almost dies even if I just try to go online. Myself I almost die if I try to run a 4 mile race but I can make a bone kicking stir fry and every cook knows that makes you sweat.

other things of possible interest,

     The monthly free Tin Universe story series returns with scenes of insanity, reality, and a mention in there somewhere about some gross gravy. Tin Universe monthly is a short story, vignette, flash fiction series that explores and uncovers the wider Tin Universe leading up to and between books.

     A new issue of Tin Universe Monthly is uploaded and ready to read for free on the 22nd of every month throughout 2014.

     Someone is zombifying athletes at Clear Cut High School in Utah. Lucky the school has its own young superhero in the person of Mildred Betbeze to try and figure out what's going on. Pep rallies, cheerleaders, new kids in the neighborhood are just some of things our hero and her sidekick slash best friend Aisha have to deal with in the first book in Tin Universe's new middle grade series.


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