Man that was more than I want to write about the pay the rent job in here. Way more so lets move on to things probably less pleasant but for some reason more pleasant to me personally.
Dog shit mother fucker. Just thought of that and it sounded right enough to type so I did. Thank me later.
I hit my calorie limit for the day. So the rest of the day its just water for Billie..... :( I asked Yoo to pick me up a bottle of water as she was heading out for her lunch break and she dam near passed out on the spot. Ok, I know, I drink a lot of soda, fuck you. You people will have to deal with me as I start quitting. You think House was a grochey as mother fucker you haven't seen anything yet.
I had the misfortune of watching a Fall Out Boy video on TV when I got up this morning and now I can not get the craptastic song out of my head. One thing I noticed though. The lead singer looks like the type of kid who gets picked on by D&D geeks.
and just because I'm in the mood.
Response to comments left:
Mar,
You drank of my cheap beers? Now I know you are a former trailer trash girl. And good beer is beyond high school young lady. The piss water American beer I have at home is shitty but I can't afford a twelve pack of my favorite dark brew.
Robin,
Is John some kind of secret naked reader? Man, how quickly you can start to picture someone in a complete different way. Good. But different. Plus you wouldn't wish to follow a link to me and something even remotely along the lines of naked reading. I look like a ugly pregnant hairy women sans clothing.
Oh, and I almost forgot. Coming home from work last night they had every fucking cop in Melbourne out doing a road check. They stopped me and had me pull over to the curb and had me get out so they could search my truck. I don't really give a shit about them searching my truck. After the cop seen how much shit I had in there he stopped half way but the fucker wouldn't let me turn off my truck for some reason and I almost ran out of gas on the way home. Fucking police. Ten shits in a bet that if I had run out of gas right there none of those "I was once the star quarterback, we jerk off together behind the station" mother fuckers would have given me a ride. I hate the cops around here. They pull someone over for speeding or running a sign or something and five of them will emerge to gather there to chat while off somewhere else some Mr. or Ms. Burglar is breaking in and stealing someone's shit. Plus, shit son Global Warming, Tina, these dicks made me run my truck for no reason. Go kick their ass for me Queen.
Remember, Not knowing who you are is no excuse for not being who you are,
C.

3 comments:
You're having our love child!!!
ps...i love the lumber jack song
I'm not entirely sure John CAN read. I was simply alluding to his perverted nature.
The label you put on this post cracked me up. lol I am sorry you were harrassed by the cops, though. Was the 7-Eleven closed or something? Didn't they have anything better to do? I'm glad I got home in time to avoid their little clusterfuck.
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