Thursday, January 30, 2014

Under The Training Book: Talking To Mar about flavors and poops

     An example of morning conversations and some of the things that come out of my mouth which puts Mar in a state of having to hear these things before going to work and just facing the world. It's hard for her dealing with my insanity and then the worlds.
     Mar-“I threw up corn, apples, and peas last night.”
     Me-“So a melody of flavors?”
     Me-“No right?”
     Mar-“Nope. It’s medley.”
     Me-“Same difference.”
     Mar-“STOP SAYING THAT!!!”
     Our conversations in text messages can be even more insane and are like this when one of us is sick and the other one cares so much :)
     Mar: i'm bored
     Me: dude, I got the poops bad
     Me: really bad
     Me: Its probably to do with my nerves and the migraine I had all yesterday and last night.
     Mar: you need to make sure you drink water
     Me: I'll try........BUT ITTTS WATER
     Mar: no buts
     Mar: hehehe, butts
     Me: oH, go read a book
     Mar: blah blah blah
     Me: But I'm also craving hamburgers, fries, and a soda. Funny ant it?
     Mar: "I kind of like eating shit"
     Mar: that's you
     Mar: Nick Frost
     Mar: In The Worlds End
     Me: One, that's a compliment and two, watch it or I'll stuff a birthday cake down the toilet.
     Mar: "fuck off, you big lamp"
     Me: That's going to be my costume next Halloween
     Mar: you do that
     Me: I would make a good sad, old, pathetic, man who still is holding on to the last strings of the thread that his life has meaning.
     Mar: you are so emo
     Me: I POOPED AGAIN!!!
     Mar: Lunchbox
     Our text or private message conversations almost always include memes these days. I like it, it's a quick way to be a smart ass.

While writing this playing on my Pandora shuffle:
-Poker Face by Lady Gaga
-Turning Tables by Adele
-Just Like A Pill by Pink
-U + Ur Hand by Pink
-Policy Of Truth by Depeche Mode
-6th Ave Heartache by The Wallflowers
-Uptight by Green Day
-Big Pimpin by Jay-Z
-So Fresh So Clean by Outkast
-Everlong by Foo Fighters

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     Someone is zombifying athletes at Clear Cut High School in Utah. Lucky the school has its own young superhero in the person of Mildred Betbeze to try and figure out what's going on. Pep rallies, cheerleaders, new kids in the neighborhood are just some of things our hero and her sidekick slash best friend Aisha have to deal with in the first book in Tin Universe's new middle grade series.


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